Dinner Conversations*
"One of the only times I've been truly mortified was when I kissed the abbot on the lips."
"Wha...Didn't you know not to kiss him on the lips?"
"It's a long story."
"But it kind of goes without question that, in front of a crowd, you don't kiss the abbot on the lips."
And with a shake of his head we moved on.
*There were more noteworthy comments, but I'm actually censoring them out since they dealt with orifices and inhuman amounts of bodily waste.
"Wha...Didn't you know not to kiss him on the lips?"
"It's a long story."
"But it kind of goes without question that, in front of a crowd, you don't kiss the abbot on the lips."
And with a shake of his head we moved on.
*There were more noteworthy comments, but I'm actually censoring them out since they dealt with orifices and inhuman amounts of bodily waste.
posted by Ellen at 10:44 AM
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I think your life is much more exotic than mine.
It's only David; I live vicariously.
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