Monday, November 16, 2009

Hard

I guess I can't write too much about my new job, but here's the short of it. I'll be writing reports about historic military sites.

I'm pretty excited about it; except that before I actually start working I have to have a background check and not just a lightweight one either, no, a military one. And among other things they're checking my medical, financial, and criminal histories and I have to fill out a form with every single place I've lived for the past seven years along with everywhere I've worked, including periods of unemployment.* I got finger-printed today and the official parking sticker for my car. Once I get cleared then I have to go through a training about how to be official at work.


On the downside my commute will be 6.2 miles and I'm going to try to ride through most of the winter. I've mapped my route and found a way to get there that doesn't involve too many busy streets, except that I'll have to go around the mall.** On the plus side, I get to go past the mall! I can shop whenever I want.


*I'm taking a break because my head has started to hurt from all the forms.
**Imagine any mall in America and you'll get the basic picture.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

What in the what.

I just got a job.

Monday, November 09, 2009

I want to go to there


On the middle bay door there's a hole to run the car's exhaust out, on the inside of the glass someone has written "mail" with an arrow pointing to the hole. Of course on the outside, and one would assume to the mail carrier, it shows up as liam.

It's empty, a sign on the door says they're out of business because of "no work." I'm already designing what my office will look like there.

Monday, November 02, 2009

It's been a long time, baby


Last night I went over to the bike co-op and had some help getting the drive side bottom bracket cup pulled out. It involved a nasty chemical spray, an adjustable wrench, a blow torch, and then the bench vice; after all that it came out relatively easily. And so, I spent last night finally putting on all the parts I've been accumulating for this bike for two years. I think the bars look spectacular.

Here's the run-down, not that you care:
  1. Old French frame, a Mercier Tour de France. I bought it already set up as a single speed.
  2. The wheels are old Weinmann's back when they were made in Belgium. The rims are unusual because they're concave instead of convex and have an interesting spoke pattern.
  3. No name 18 tooth freewheel.
  4. Original leather Agda saddle.
  5. Sturmy-Archer stem.
  6. Nitto Promenade B-601 handle bars.
  7. Paul Components Love Levers.
  8. Cork grips; sanded and shellacked.
  9. Dia-Compe center pull brakes (They just started remaking these. Also I had to rebuild the front one because the bolt was too short for the fork.).
  10. Stainless steel braided brake cable from Velo-Orange.
  11. 107mm French threaded bottom bracket from Velo-Orange (they just started remaking these as well).
  12. What I think is a Solida crank I bought off of craigslist. I like it because it has "Made in France" stamped on it.
  13. MKS track pedals, but I might switch these back to the original touring pedals that came with the bike.
  14. Continental Ultra tires.
  15. Bontrager tubes.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Dinner Conversations*

"One of the only times I've been truly mortified was when I kissed the abbot on the lips."

"Wha...Didn't you know not to kiss him on the lips?"

"It's a long story."

"But it kind of goes without question that, in front of a crowd, you don't kiss the abbot on the lips."

And with a shake of his head we moved on.




*There were more noteworthy comments, but I'm actually censoring them out since they dealt with orifices and inhuman amounts of bodily waste.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Retail-Therapy

Prompted by an email from Ceri I've been mentally listing all the things I've bought recently. Even though I'm unemployed and a little embarrassed by the list, I'll share. Of course I'm excluding food, drinks, and general merrymaking; and to think that I might dedicate a year to not buying anything new...

In no particular order:

  1. Bike stuff from online (enormously large).
  2. Bike stuff from the shop.
  3. More bike stuff from the shop (enormously large, including ice-tires).
  4. A cyclo-cross tire from co-worker.
  5. Pants from Goodwill to make cycling caps. A pair of jeans to wear.
  6. Sweater and pants from Salvation army to make cycling caps.
  7. Mom's birthday present.
  8. Mary's birthday present, which has yet to be mailed.
  9. Commuter bike shoes. Shimano SPD pedals.
  10. Auto paint; enough to put my own hole in the atmosphere.
  11. New phone.
  12. Pack of scissors. Straight pins.
  13. Metal trays to put my house plants on.
  14. Ted Kooser book.
  15. Bread pan.

And I'm going to stop because the list is frightening me; I'm trying not to total this up.

Bite

Monday, October 19, 2009

Mono-perfect

Since it was a gorgeous fall day I headed out for an afternoon walk.* I got to talk with some neighborhood characters, like the one-man band down the street. I've heard him all summer, a languid drum beat accompanied by an unnameable brass instrument. 'Turns out he's an old man with a long white beard and mustache and was playing a nice wooden drum with one hand while holding a bugle in the other. I didn't stop and stare, but it also seemed like he had cowbells hanging off the back of his pants. He said hi and commented on the day. He also mentioned that he was doing a sound check because he had a gig on Saturday. I'm pretty sure this is the guy who sits and plays on the curb at the farmer's market...

Down the block, I got hit on because of the weather.
--"It's a good day to be with someone."
--"Um... It is a nice day."

Then I was thinking about gardening and the astonishing variety of plants that were just growing wild in the alley I was walking down. Of course I thought about natural selection and how, as a plant picker, I select plants according to my whims of aesthetics. And then I wondered if I had to plant a garden in only one plant, what plant would that be.

I can choose a tree; Maclura pomifera, duh, but anything smaller than that kind of baffles me. A clover, perhaps? Sunflowers? Lilacs? What about a vine? To be practical, should it be edible? Runner beans? Anyway, I also found an apple tree where all the apples were rotting on the ground underneath it.




*I think I'm going to start my days with a walk.