Belated June 4th Wishes
- Are you going to Oklahoma for June 4th?
- Um...No, I wasn't planning on it.
- Don't you celebrate June 4th in Oklahoma?
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- Not that I know of.
- You don't celebrate June 4th?! You don't light fireworks? Are you unAmerican?
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- Are you talking about July 4th?
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- Go find these books.
- Um...No, I wasn't planning on it.
- Don't you celebrate June 4th in Oklahoma?
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- Not that I know of.
- You don't celebrate June 4th?! You don't light fireworks? Are you unAmerican?
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- Are you talking about July 4th?
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- Go find these books.
posted by Ellen at 5:03 PM
1 Comments:
But don't you celebrate June 6th, 2006 in Oklahoma? It's closer to you-know-where, and according to Adventist eschatology, it should be a special day to America, the lamb-like beast.
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