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Reader beware: the following conversation mentions mildly disturbing imagery. Be doubly aware that it is hilarious.
Subject: jesus h christ ... god bless the dildo in my anus ...
Original message: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html
First reply to all: hey andrew...did you find this while doing a google research for your halloween's custome?
Subject: jesus h christ ... god bless the dildo in my anus ...
Original message: http://www.thesmokinggun.com
First reply to all: hey andrew...did you find this while doing a google research for your halloween's custome?
who doesn't want to die like that? i mean, who does... :.
Second reply to all: what's a few ligatures in the pursuit of happiness? besides, his tongue and frenula remained perfectly intact, telling us he had not yet resorted to the extreme...
Third reply to all: Hey, at least he used a condom.
Fourth reply to all: Wait. Are you saying that there are ways other than rubber briefs and a dildo up your ass to pursue happiness?
Fifth reply to all: these emails are totally turning me on.
Second reply to all: what's a few ligatures in the pursuit of happiness? besides, his tongue and frenula remained perfectly intact, telling us he had not yet resorted to the extreme...
Third reply to all: Hey, at least he used a condom.
Fourth reply to all: Wait. Are you saying that there are ways other than rubber briefs and a dildo up your ass to pursue happiness?
Fifth reply to all: these emails are totally turning me on.
posted by Ellen at 2:24 PM
3 Comments:
Oh my. It's the rubber briefs that really get me. I mean, who hasn't had a dildo in their anus?
And why two wetsuits? Wouldn't one be enough for anyone's kinky sex games?
Maybe this is what your neighbor is doing?
I loved that the spleen and the kidneys are "grossly unremarkable."
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