The humiliation of it all

Yes. That is a plastic penis on top of my roommate's head. It has three strands of Marti Gras beads attached to a small silver hoop at the base. It also has a red flashing light in the base which doesn't show up in this picture. When we moved into the Treehouse we found the penis in the coat closet when we were cleaning out the previous renters stuff. We can trace it back to Matthew, or at least it showed up last year with Matthew's marbles. Matthew didn't really seem interested in taking it back so the penis has stayed around the Treehouse grossing out our house guests.

But tonight, after some farewell photographs, we left it at its rightful home. We loaded up and drove over to the strip club in east Urbana, found a car with a window open, turned on the pulsing red light, and tossed it in laughing the whole way home imagining the guy's wife finding this very small penis under the seat of her husband's car. The fact that the car was an old police car, still complete with the side spot lights, made the scenario all the better.



Here the other roommate pitches it out her window into the victim's car. Good throw!

And lastly, if anyone is looking for work in the greater C-U area the Silver Bullet's hiring.