MISS NEBRASKA; totally naked, baby, totally nude
i was going to write about visiting ceri, but this is way better. on my way to work this morning i rolled up to a red light at the intersection of 12th and N. not thinking much about the car next to me, i causally glance over and realize i am at the same traffic light as the official miss nebraska car. it was a early 2000s white, pontiac grand am with a magnetic sign on the side, stating the car's officiality. the girl driving was obviously miss nebraska, very beautiful in a very generic way. we are waiting for the light to change and she starts rolling forward..and rolled right into the cross-walk...i check the opposite light, it's still green, ours red. and she just keeps going. with out much of a pause she ran the red light before the other had even turned yellow.
i guess if you're miss nebraska, and you have somewhere you MUST be on a monday morning, you can do what you want in The Star City.
i guess if you're miss nebraska, and you have somewhere you MUST be on a monday morning, you can do what you want in The Star City.
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maybe she was late for a briefing on proper conduct for the buffalo county fair, galaxy of stars extravaganza coming up this weekend. or maybe she was trying to get arrested so she couldn't go. even miss nebraska has her breakdowns. i'm so glad you witnessed this event.
I'm going to try out for Miss Nebraska. I'd better start volunteering at every human services organization and join red-light runners anonymous.
But you are still going to write about visiting me, right?
that's the best story i've heard in awhile. if you totally drop this blog at any point, be sure that you save that one for when you become a prominent essayist like david sedaris.
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