Mild Obsession

I've been saying that I broke up with my imaginary boyfriend for the radio station I listen to online. KEXP.org is worthy of deep devotion and even mild obsession. However, when paying bills this month I've moved my love from online radio to the Lincoln Electric System.

Dear LES,
You let me pay my bill late...a week, two months, six months? not a problem. And then this month how can I love you anymore when I pay my bill a week late and you STILL give me a two dollar and fifty cent "conservation credit"? I guess I'm responsible with using my electricity, but not with paying my bills. Yet, you reinforce my behavior and now I'm in love.

As long as I live in Lincoln I'm yours,

eH