Whenever I Leave

Today I got mistaken for a twelve year old boy by a cab driver. Really, I can't even begin to understand that.

Mistake

I chose getting coffee over going to the bathroom. FYI, that's a bad choice to make on the airport.

Strange Lands--Update

Two things:

1) This weekend I got mistaken for a Canadian reality TV star.* The older woman who made the mistake was sorely disappointed I was not that "lovely young woman who just got married on TV." Apparently my doppelganger is good with animals and is involved with environmental things (?). The woman went on to say she had loads of money and should donate it to the organization the real me worked for. If only this were my life.

2) The Canadian airport security officer said I had lovely eyes before swabbing down my backpack for threatening chemicals, although I was ready for the pat-down.



*Apparently a show on the Canadian PBS-the Knowledge Network in which (her rambling description) a woman does good things for the environment. Maybe a nature show?